Like you don’t know
Noooo. I don’t know. You need to tell me so we can put this thing behind us. It’s really buggin’ me, man.
Look, you purposely try to aggravate me, and you know what happened between us! Let’s just try to be civil okay
Purposely try to agravate you. Huh.
I don’t recall purposely trying anything. But whatever. We’ll be civil, it that’s what you call it.
Like you don’t know
Noooo. I don’t know. You need to tell me so we can put this thing behind us. It’s really buggin’ me, man.
thegodismylord485 asked: I want to clear i never planed on killing any one, but I felt that simons opinion should be accounted for, after all he has his rights.
Nah, it’s ‘kay, dude. Sometimes I just get really protective, didn’t mean to startle you.
Oh Marceline. Sie sprechen Deutsch?
Of course I speak German. I’m over a thousand years old, you don’t think I’d learn another language or two during that time?
NO, we are NOT doing this
You do not understand the costs and everything that goes into this
Woah, woah, hey! I’ve already accepted that Bonnie doesn’t want to cure Ice King ‘cause he’ll die. Who’s goin’ behind my back doing this stuff!?
Thegodismylord485, why you tryin’ to kill Simon!? Me n’ Bonns already agreed not to do this!
So knock it off, already!
I for one, am not a prude Marceline. I just don’t think people need to know every single detail of my personal life.
And quit being so distasteful. It doesn’t turn me on or whatever.
Saying words like “turn me on” doesn’t mean you’re not a prude, Bon. And of course you are. Why else would you see me as being anything but “distasteful”?
Well luckily I’m not trying to prove anything to you. And I call you “distasteful” because your trying to be. I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t trying to aggravate me. Your always so emotional and I just don’t get it. Emotion is a waste of time. Anyway, I’m working on an experiment, so your not needed here
A waste of time?
What are you talking about? You have emotions too, I’ve seem them, they’re there, so don’t try to pull that crap with me.
And I’m not leaving. Look, it might not look like it but I didn’t come here to fight. I came here because I needed to ask you something.Of course I have emotions. Everyone does. But I don’t go into uncontrollable fits of rage and angst just because I don’t get what I want. Anyway, what do you want to ask?
Sure don’t seem like emotions to me. The only emotion I’ve ever seen from you is complete disdain for me.
Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a friend and he’s sick—I was hoping you could put aside your petty anger for me and help me find a cure for him.Who’s this friend and what does he have
Well…you’re not really going to like it very much, but it’s Simon…er, Ice King.
The way he acts around you guys is seriously not his fault. I dunno if Finn told you but it’s the crown he wears that makes him like this. It’s twisted his thinkspace all up with cursed magic, and I was wondering if you could somehow come up with a cure. Please?
*sigh* What’s wrong with him?
Ice King may have a cursed crown, but that doesn’t excuse him from being a pahtoot all the time, just so you know
It’s not his fault—it’s the crown, it’s making him all confused in the head and junk. If you can find a cure and break the crown’s curse, I swear to you he’ll be a normal dude like the rest of you guys.
You gotta believe me, Bon…I was hanging with him when he was still a little normal…
Black Magic is a force to be reckoned with Marceline.
Plus he could lose his immortal powers and die. It’s just too risky. Why do you want to change him anyway? I thought things were going good between you guys?
They are, they are…but…I dunno, he seems so unhappy a lot of the time. I feel like, if he was happy even if he lost his immortality, maybe things would be better for him…
Being immortal doesn’t bring you happiness, Bonnibel. Just a lot of pain and suffering. Trust me.
You don’t understand Marceline. He would only be alive a few SECONDS once the curse was reversed, then time would catch up with him being over a thousand years old and he’d die. What’s the point of it if his happiness would only last a few moments?
I know, I’m aware. And, since you know so much about this, I know you’ve done some research already about it.
Even if he’ll only live for a few seconds…he won’t know the pain he’s caused and he can at least die happy. Right?
Marceline, I don’t think your thinking clearly
Ice King will be gone forever, he may not even have enough time goodbye as you once knew him. Plus, he’s too coo-coo in the mind to give proper consent, so we would technically be murdering him. Why can’t you accept him as it is? Is, er, something else going on?
I know he’d be gone forever, but…
Oh man…I didn’t realize all this junk went into it too…You mean, will he even be happy when he dies? Geez…maybe I’m not thinking this through.
I’m glad you see the problem. You need to think things through Marceline.
I hope you learn to accept him as he is now.
I do accept how he is, Bonnie…I just…I wanted him to be happy, even if it was just for a little while. Like, truly happy. I guess I was stupid for thinking it could work out that way…
I understand Marcy. But I think he is happy, in his own weird way. Isn’t it better to have him here and be a little nutty than be himself but only to be gone soon after? Now chin up, I made a red-machine that will turn anything red. Wanna try some red mac n’ cheese?
I guess soo…..
wait…did you make that red-makey-doodad for me?
Red mac ‘n cheese!? Wow, okay! *is uncharacteristically happy*
I for one, am not a prude Marceline. I just don’t think people need to know every single detail of my personal life.
And quit being so distasteful. It doesn’t turn me on or whatever.
Saying words like “turn me on” doesn’t mean you’re not a prude, Bon. And of course you are. Why else would you see me as being anything but “distasteful”?
Well luckily I’m not trying to prove anything to you. And I call you “distasteful” because your trying to be. I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t trying to aggravate me. Your always so emotional and I just don’t get it. Emotion is a waste of time. Anyway, I’m working on an experiment, so your not needed here
A waste of time?
What are you talking about? You have emotions too, I’ve seem them, they’re there, so don’t try to pull that crap with me.
And I’m not leaving. Look, it might not look like it but I didn’t come here to fight. I came here because I needed to ask you something.Of course I have emotions. Everyone does. But I don’t go into uncontrollable fits of rage and angst just because I don’t get what I want. Anyway, what do you want to ask?
Sure don’t seem like emotions to me. The only emotion I’ve ever seen from you is complete disdain for me.
Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a friend and he’s sick—I was hoping you could put aside your petty anger for me and help me find a cure for him.Who’s this friend and what does he have
Well…you’re not really going to like it very much, but it’s Simon…er, Ice King.
The way he acts around you guys is seriously not his fault. I dunno if Finn told you but it’s the crown he wears that makes him like this. It’s twisted his thinkspace all up with cursed magic, and I was wondering if you could somehow come up with a cure. Please?
*sigh* What’s wrong with him?
It’s not his fault—it’s the crown, it’s making him all confused in the head and junk. If you can find a cure and break the crown’s curse, I swear to you he’ll be a normal dude like the rest of you guys.
You gotta believe me, Bon…I was hanging with him when he was still a little normal…
Black Magic is a force to be reckoned with Marceline.
They are, they are…but…I dunno, he seems so unhappy a lot of the time. I feel like, if he was happy even if he lost his immortality, maybe things would be better for him…
Being immortal doesn’t bring you happiness, Bonnibel. Just a lot of pain and suffering. Trust me.
You don’t understand Marceline. He would only be alive a few SECONDS once the curse was reversed, then time would catch up with him being over a thousand years old and he’d die. What’s the point of it if his happiness would only last a few moments?
I know, I’m aware. And, since you know so much about this, I know you’ve done some research already about it.
Even if he’ll only live for a few seconds…he won’t know the pain he’s caused and he can at least die happy. Right?
Marceline, I don’t think your thinking clearly
I know he’d be gone forever, but…
Oh man…I didn’t realize all this junk went into it too…You mean, will he even be happy when he dies? Geez…maybe I’m not thinking this through.
I’m glad you see the problem. You need to think things through Marceline.
I do accept how he is, Bonnie…I just…I wanted him to be happy, even if it was just for a little while. Like, truly happy. I guess I was stupid for thinking it could work out that way…
I for one, am not a prude Marceline. I just don’t think people need to know every single detail of my personal life.
And quit being so distasteful. It doesn’t turn me on or whatever.
Saying words like “turn me on” doesn’t mean you’re not a prude, Bon. And of course you are. Why else would you see me as being anything but “distasteful”?
Well luckily I’m not trying to prove anything to you. And I call you “distasteful” because your trying to be. I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t trying to aggravate me. Your always so emotional and I just don’t get it. Emotion is a waste of time. Anyway, I’m working on an experiment, so your not needed here
A waste of time?
What are you talking about? You have emotions too, I’ve seem them, they’re there, so don’t try to pull that crap with me.
And I’m not leaving. Look, it might not look like it but I didn’t come here to fight. I came here because I needed to ask you something.Of course I have emotions. Everyone does. But I don’t go into uncontrollable fits of rage and angst just because I don’t get what I want. Anyway, what do you want to ask?
Sure don’t seem like emotions to me. The only emotion I’ve ever seen from you is complete disdain for me.
Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a friend and he’s sick—I was hoping you could put aside your petty anger for me and help me find a cure for him.Who’s this friend and what does he have
Well…you’re not really going to like it very much, but it’s Simon…er, Ice King.
The way he acts around you guys is seriously not his fault. I dunno if Finn told you but it’s the crown he wears that makes him like this. It’s twisted his thinkspace all up with cursed magic, and I was wondering if you could somehow come up with a cure. Please?
*sigh* What’s wrong with him?
It’s not his fault—it’s the crown, it’s making him all confused in the head and junk. If you can find a cure and break the crown’s curse, I swear to you he’ll be a normal dude like the rest of you guys.
You gotta believe me, Bon…I was hanging with him when he was still a little normal…
Black Magic is a force to be reckoned with Marceline.
They are, they are…but…I dunno, he seems so unhappy a lot of the time. I feel like, if he was happy even if he lost his immortality, maybe things would be better for him…
Being immortal doesn’t bring you happiness, Bonnibel. Just a lot of pain and suffering. Trust me.
You don’t understand Marceline. He would only be alive a few SECONDS once the curse was reversed, then time would catch up with him being over a thousand years old and he’d die. What’s the point of it if his happiness would only last a few moments?
I know, I’m aware. And, since you know so much about this, I know you’ve done some research already about it.
Even if he’ll only live for a few seconds…he won’t know the pain he’s caused and he can at least die happy. Right?
Marceline, I don’t think your thinking clearly
I know he’d be gone forever, but…
Oh man…I didn’t realize all this junk went into it too…You mean, will he even be happy when he dies? Geez…maybe I’m not thinking this through.
I for one, am not a prude Marceline. I just don’t think people need to know every single detail of my personal life.
And quit being so distasteful. It doesn’t turn me on or whatever.
Saying words like “turn me on” doesn’t mean you’re not a prude, Bon. And of course you are. Why else would you see me as being anything but “distasteful”?
Well luckily I’m not trying to prove anything to you. And I call you “distasteful” because your trying to be. I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t trying to aggravate me. Your always so emotional and I just don’t get it. Emotion is a waste of time. Anyway, I’m working on an experiment, so your not needed here
A waste of time?
What are you talking about? You have emotions too, I’ve seem them, they’re there, so don’t try to pull that crap with me.
And I’m not leaving. Look, it might not look like it but I didn’t come here to fight. I came here because I needed to ask you something.Of course I have emotions. Everyone does. But I don’t go into uncontrollable fits of rage and angst just because I don’t get what I want. Anyway, what do you want to ask?
Sure don’t seem like emotions to me. The only emotion I’ve ever seen from you is complete disdain for me.
Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a friend and he’s sick—I was hoping you could put aside your petty anger for me and help me find a cure for him.Who’s this friend and what does he have
Well…you’re not really going to like it very much, but it’s Simon…er, Ice King.
The way he acts around you guys is seriously not his fault. I dunno if Finn told you but it’s the crown he wears that makes him like this. It’s twisted his thinkspace all up with cursed magic, and I was wondering if you could somehow come up with a cure. Please?
*sigh* What’s wrong with him?
It’s not his fault—it’s the crown, it’s making him all confused in the head and junk. If you can find a cure and break the crown’s curse, I swear to you he’ll be a normal dude like the rest of you guys.
You gotta believe me, Bon…I was hanging with him when he was still a little normal…
Black Magic is a force to be reckoned with Marceline.
They are, they are…but…I dunno, he seems so unhappy a lot of the time. I feel like, if he was happy even if he lost his immortality, maybe things would be better for him…
Being immortal doesn’t bring you happiness, Bonnibel. Just a lot of pain and suffering. Trust me.
You don’t understand Marceline. He would only be alive a few SECONDS once the curse was reversed, then time would catch up with him being over a thousand years old and he’d die. What’s the point of it if his happiness would only last a few moments?
I know, I’m aware. And, since you know so much about this, I know you’ve done some research already about it.
Even if he’ll only live for a few seconds…he won’t know the pain he’s caused and he can at least die happy. Right?
I for one, am not a prude Marceline. I just don’t think people need to know every single detail of my personal life.
And quit being so distasteful. It doesn’t turn me on or whatever.
Saying words like “turn me on” doesn’t mean you’re not a prude, Bon. And of course you are. Why else would you see me as being anything but “distasteful”?
Well luckily I’m not trying to prove anything to you. And I call you “distasteful” because your trying to be. I wouldn’t mind if you weren’t trying to aggravate me. Your always so emotional and I just don’t get it. Emotion is a waste of time. Anyway, I’m working on an experiment, so your not needed here
A waste of time?
What are you talking about? You have emotions too, I’ve seem them, they’re there, so don’t try to pull that crap with me.
And I’m not leaving. Look, it might not look like it but I didn’t come here to fight. I came here because I needed to ask you something.Of course I have emotions. Everyone does. But I don’t go into uncontrollable fits of rage and angst just because I don’t get what I want. Anyway, what do you want to ask?
Sure don’t seem like emotions to me. The only emotion I’ve ever seen from you is complete disdain for me.
Anyway, I was hoping you could help me with something. I have a friend and he’s sick—I was hoping you could put aside your petty anger for me and help me find a cure for him.Who’s this friend and what does he have
Well…you’re not really going to like it very much, but it’s Simon…er, Ice King.
The way he acts around you guys is seriously not his fault. I dunno if Finn told you but it’s the crown he wears that makes him like this. It’s twisted his thinkspace all up with cursed magic, and I was wondering if you could somehow come up with a cure. Please?
*sigh* What’s wrong with him?
It’s not his fault—it’s the crown, it’s making him all confused in the head and junk. If you can find a cure and break the crown’s curse, I swear to you he’ll be a normal dude like the rest of you guys.
You gotta believe me, Bon…I was hanging with him when he was still a little normal…
Black Magic is a force to be reckoned with Marceline.
They are, they are…but…I dunno, he seems so unhappy a lot of the time. I feel like, if he was happy even if he lost his immortality, maybe things would be better for him…
Being immortal doesn’t bring you happiness, Bonnibel. Just a lot of pain and suffering. Trust me.
